Tuesday, April 1, 2008

AND AGAIN..... A NEW RECORD!!!

IT'S TRUE!! i bet my own record for the second time. first it was 2 n a half hours chewing a lollypop stick, then 7 hrs, n now............. 9 & A HALF HRS. i am a genius!

Tally Ho OUT :)

Sunday, March 30, 2008

NEW RECORD!!

yes yes, thankyou. i know ur all excited to hear about my new record. soooooo........... (drum roll).......................... OMG OMG OMG I CHEWED THE LOLLYPOP STICK FOR 7 HRS STRAIGHT!! yes, indeed i did. it started to taste a bit bland after the firswt 5 minutes but i continued for the next 6 hrs n 55 minutes.

so this is my day.
i got up early, got ready n mum dropped me off at PopTartAddict's house where DancingQueen, PolaroidBoy n SexyBishhh already were. probably waiting for me cos im always late. so we walked to the bus station where me n PopTartAddict n SexyBishhh showed the other two our dead fox which is still there from a week ago......... and it still stinks!! then we got on the bus n got off at the train station where we caught the train to the city. this guy all dressed in black with like black sunnies n a black coat walked onto the train n i thought it was someone from teh matrix.

we got off n went up this mass esculator..... OMG IT WAS HUGE. IT WAS THE STEEPEST LONGEST ONE I HAV EVER SEEN. but stupidly we decided to go up the one that wasnt working so we had to hike it. at the very top i tripped. no, it wasnt any ordinary fall. it was the most humiliating fall off my life. i full on went smash on the ground! the people on the other esculator just saw me fall down n never saw me come bak up. EVERYBODY SAW! no thanx to my friends hoo started laughing n made it obvious. i hurt my knees!!!!!

then me n SexyBishhh wanted to get a photo from the top of the esculator looking down at how steep it was. so i stepped on the esculator that was going bak down to take a photo n it took me with it so i had to quikly turn around n run bak up n then of course everybody laughed agen.

i bought a cupcake, we got some photos, we took some photos, scored some freebies, went looking at some shops, my dad came n picked me up cos i wanted to go to work with him at the Uni. OMG, that place is soooooooo big. its literally like the actually city inside. theres gazillions of tall buildings, they hav shops everywhere, theres a building n inside it has banks, post office, newsagent, supermarkets, a billion different food places to choose from, like sushi bars, little coffee shops, donut king, there is just millions of food places around. they hav like there own little suburb at skool. i spilt my hot chocolate on my top..... just a little bit. then i tried to scrub it off but smudged it even more n made it really obvious that i had spilt something on it so i had to put my jacket on n zip it all the way up to cover it for the rest of the day.

then wen dad had finished at bout 2.30, we came home, stopped at the shops on the way to get something for dinner, we stopped at a few traffic lights aswell, we stopped to see hawthorn train n then i decided that me n my friends on day r just gonna go n hav a picnic on the oval cos the grass is really green............ n now im here typing this, being bored, eating chocolate custard, on the internet. next week we play collingwood n its Blue Sunday. sooooooo u get free blue ponchos n everyone has to wear them n turn the MCG into a giant sea of blue. how kool is that. i am gonna b part of history.

Tally Ho OUT

P.S. WOULD SOMEONE JUST LEAVE A COMMENT!!! GRRRRR
P.P.S. i still hav my navy tattoo on my hand!

HMMMMM.........

well, yesterday i didnt do a lot. that night i went to my friends house............ i ate a lollypop n sat there chewing the stick for 2 n a half hrs. then i talked to PopTartAddict n SexyBishhh on msn in my friends room........ i also ate popcorn! then today i went to the market. i bought some socks. i also bought some peanuts. my lil sister decided she wanted to go on the train ride........... n dragged me onto it! sooooooo it was soooo boring. but my sister was really excited. we went past a mass pile of stones n she goes "omg look look lots of stones!!!" n then i was like SHUT UP! i layed down on the seat n stuck my legs out the window n tried to relax but it was the bumpiest ride EVERRRRR!! then we went past these houses n realised that DancingQueens house was in there some where so i yelled out to her but unfortunately she couldnt hear... hmm. i wonder y? i hopped of the train n tried to act as if i enjoyed it n said to dad "WOW, IF I COULD HAV ANY MORE FUN TODAY...."

then i came home...... did nothing at first, then did my hair, fixed my face, changed my clothes n was off to the footy. we picked up our friends n wen we got there we had to go get these weird ticket things because they hadnt sent our memberships in the mail yet so we didnt hav our cards to get in so we went n like fixed it up n they found our names n gave us like these replacement ticket things for todays game to get in. then we were like over an hour early so we walked down to punt rd oval to hav some funnnnnnnn. cos they hav all this richmond stuff n i bought a sausage n then decided i didnt want it. me n ma bro n my friend walked off n did our own things. firstly we walked over to this navy boat they had on display n they had these navy people going around giving out freebies n we wanted a lollypop but they would only give us one if they could put a navy tattoo on us. so we let them put a tattoo on us but they didnt give us a lollypop. then we got angry n walked around the club trying to find a navy person hoo actually had lollypops. i got sidetracked n found some spunky players to chat to n the other two walked off to find their stupid lollypops. so i barged through this crowd to get to these guys n hung around for a bit, just to fill everyone in, trent cotchin said he just started running n he's about three weeks away. so yeah anyway. my brother came running bak to get me cos he found a lollypop man. so we walked over n they gave us lollypops!!!!!

then we left there n went bak to the G n found these other people we sit with n they saved us seats n there was about 9 of us today hoo went. then my friend just embarrassed me as he does every week. he yells the most embarrassing things out. argh. u hav to be there to understand wat i go through. i bought some chips n coke. nothing else really happened then we left n i cried. not really. seriously, the things i could point out that r rong with that team, i would have a list like this
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i came home n talked to PopTartAddict n SexyBishhh on the fone n then hung up n logged on to msn to talk instead. which is wat im doing now. we hav planned for tomorrow to go to PopTartAddicts house in the morning, me, her, SexyBishhh, PolaroidBoy n DancingQueen r gonna catch the bus to the train station n then to the city n then bum around. probz scab some money or something. well that will b my next post probably. well im in the process of a new RECORD!! woop woop! so, as i said b4 i chewed my lollypop stick last nite for 2 n a half hrs. well the lollypop i scabbed from the navy people b4 i am still chewing on. i got it at 3.30 n now its 9.00. ill tell u tomorrow wen i gav up.


Tally Ho OUT :D

Friday, March 28, 2008

HELLOOOOOO

i just remembered something real funny..........

so the othr nite we started pranking people. i had all these random peoples numbers on my fone so we made SexyBishhh call them up. well once upon a time me n my friend NinjaPrincess rang this number n asked for this guy n there was a lady n she goes "NO! HE DOESNT LIVE HERE U STUPID IDIOTS! GO AWAY!" so.... as i do, i made SexyBishhh ring the same number. it was soooooooooooooooooooooo funny. she asked for him n the same lady goes "AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
omg it was hilarious. u should hav seen SexyBishhh's face! so then she hung up n called this othr number i had. but he wasnt home so she decided to leave a message. but instead of making up infomation she left mine n PopTartAddicts name n number n told him to ring us bak. well, that wasn't it. lastly we decided to call this guy called Andrew. the fone picked up n SexyBishhh asked for him n it was actually him on the fone. so she freaked out n didnt know wat to say n said something about how his fridge was running n just hung up! LAMO!!! could she possibly say anything stupider!

Today i walked out of my bedroom to find my sister eating my beloved chocolate custard. then she decided she didnt like it n chucked it in the bin. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! i cant believe she just chucked it. it was horrible.

hmmmmmmm..... wat else hav i done today??? oh yes before we went looking for cars. not very eventful. nothing really happened. oh wait. yes it did. HAHAHAHA! we walked inside one of the car places n they had tiled floors n my lil sister slipped n like did the splits. LOL! SOOOOOOO FUNNY! i came home n put it on ABC n watched the footy. we played Geelong. last yrs grand final rematch. TIGERS WON!!

i made anothr powerpoint b4 n im making anothr one now....... whilst eating choclate custard!

SOMEONE LEAVE A COMMENT!!!!

Talllllllllly Hoooooooooo OUTTTTTTT :D

Thursday, March 27, 2008

MY WEEK....

sup?
well, i must say i hav had a gud first week of skool holidays. let me re-cap my week for y'all.

MON: i didnt do much
but i got a new ipod, for the 2nd time n a few months. lol.

TUES & WED: well during the day i just went on msn for like the whole day talking to PolaroidBoy n SexyBishhh n PopTartAddict. i also went to K-mart to buy some discounted chocolate. then oh, wow, mum cooked lasange. whoop whoop!! so i had dinner n then had a shower........ no more information! i packed my bag n was off to PopTartAddict's house for the nite. wen i got there, SexyBishhh was there tooooo n i gave them their easter eggs but they didnt hav any for me so i took them bak n ate them myself. then we spent like....... ages taking these weird photos on SexyBishhh's computer with her webcam. QUITE EMBARRASSING. i got thirsty n made a glass of water, then PopTartAddict decided to put ice in my drink n i was like "No don't, wen it melts its gonna water down my water!" then she started laughing at me cos i said the most stupidest thing ever.
afterwards we ate some more, drank some...... then went on msn n started talking to GuyWhosTooGoodForScoresby. we had webcam on n SexyBishhh spent the whole time infront of it showing off her majorly enlarged parts..... haha! He got scared a bit. PopTartAddict said this real gross thing to him n told him that i typed it so of course he believed her n i was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
after getting yelled at a few times by her mum we finally decided to go to bed............. and watch Friends on DVD!
in the morning we woke up n there was some weird guy walking around the house n backyard n PopTartAddicts like "ooooooh he's sexy" even though he was like 40 something.............
i got dressed. i brushed my hair. i brushed my teeth. i packed my bag. we walked out the house. we walked back in the house cos they had both forgotten their fones. we walked bak outta the house. we walked to the bus stop....................... on our way we passed our skool n from a distance we could see this dead animal on the other side of the fence n then........................
PopTartAddict: WHAT'S THAT?
Me: IT LOOKS LIKE A PLATYPUS!
SexyBishhh: NO ITS A DEAD CAT WITH NO HEAD
all of us: ITS A FOX! EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWYYYYYY!!!!
yes, indeed it was a fox. omg did it reek of dead fox odour. well.......derrr! so we reached the bus stop where we met PolaroidBoy. The four of us caught the bus to the shops. we went to maccas n filled up. then we walked to DancingQueens house where there was like 8 of us hoo all had an easter egg hunt.. but there was one problem. we didnt know where her house was from the shops. we pretty much just made up our own directions n walked wherever until we could see her house...... but we never found it. we were heading in the right direction till SexyBishhh said that we should turn down this street called Deschamp just cos it sounded like a guy off Lost. stupidly we followed her directions n found ourselfs in the middle of nowhere in a suburb we didn't know our way around. We called DancingQueen n told her wat street we were on n that we were across from a park...... she didnt even know where we were. then out of nowhere, in the distance, we see a little figure running at us dressed in green....... wow! she found us!!! we were safe from following SexyBishhh's directions.
We got to her house. everyone turned up. we had our hunt. we bounced on the trampoline. then it started to rain. we continued to jump on the trampoline. then it started to get heavier. we continued. THEN IT STARTED TO HAIL. by that time the only two people left on the tramp where PopTartAddict n SexyBishh. they continued to bounce in the rain whilst geting bashed by hailstones.

we also watched Skins on DVD........... n ate. then my mum came to pik me up. so i said goodbye, like, "Puck Out Mofo's"...

THUR: So.... today i got up at like lunchtime as i do. mum said that she wanted to go down to knox to get me some new skool shoes. YAY!!! i had been waiting for this day for agessssssss. wat else did i buy.......hmmmmmmmm. i got some new bathers, they r like white with black print all over them that says roxy. i went n bought a top from supre. i bought a new cd, which by the way i hav been wanting only for the last 4 months!!!!!! she's like one of my fav singers. u probably dont care........ well i dont care about u either! i came home, ate, drank, watched tv........ like home n away, neighbours, the marngrook footy show, the footy show (well i guess they can't hire me to replace sam newman anymore now that he's bak. DAMN! i was looking forward to it aswell)

FRI: Today is friday. that is today. the day that we call friday is here! wah? well, i didnt get any sleep last nite n im GRUPMY! AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! today i decided to decorate my shoes. i put stitched my name onto them n put beads everywhere. the laces r very bright now! as i speak to u now, i am yet agen eating chocolate custard. u'd think id b ovr it by now, but think agen.... IM NOT!

Tally Ho OUT!! :D

P.S. WOULD SOMEONE, PREFERABLY ALL OF U JUST LEAVE A COMMENT ON MY POST! u dont know how boring it is to log on n see that no one has said anything :(

Monday, March 24, 2008

PRETTY BORING DAY....

SOOO.......

today i really didnt do much. i got up at lunch time, i ate way too much chocolate custard throughout the day, i watched the footy..... i got 8 outta 8 for footy tips. clearly they should hire me to replace sam newman on the footy show for the time being.

i went on msn like all day. right now im talking to SexyBishhh n she keeps going on about how all she wants to do is do it big girls big girls. pffffft, watevr that means. im also talking to GuyWhosTooGoodForScoresby about our weekend. i also made a new powerpoint for SexyBishhh n PopTartAddict as i always do n they love me for it. i would love to show u cos its hilarious but clearly that would give away my identidy so ur not gonna see it.

i think u should, no, i know u should go to these blogs that my friends made:
PolaroidBoy: www.weedkillsbraincells.blogspot.com
SexyBishhh: www.mineisbettathanurs.blogspot.com
GuyWhosTooGoodForScoresby: www.aporcupineslife.blogspot.com

SO HERE'S A LITTLE (ACTUALLY ITS QUITE LONG) QUESTIONNAIRE I DID COS I WAS BORED:

When is the last time you went away?: well i wouldnt hav to answer this if u just read my other blog posts cos clearly they tell u i went away over the weekend...GRRRR...
Pick 3 people you trust with your life ?: well i would like to say my sister cos she's my best friend... but... SHE'S 4 YEARS OLD... so i'd have to say my mum n dad n nanna.
Are most people you no imature?: YES, DEF!
How many of your "friends" do you actually like?: not a lot. i don't think they like me either. quite frankly i don't care.
Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?: my mum
Who did you copy this from?: a website...derr
What is your favorite class besides lunch?: science... NERD MUCH?
Who is in this class with you?: PolaroidBoy, SexyBishhh n PopTartAddict
Have any cool scars?: my lord! i hav many scars, let me go through them for u... some stupid girl cut me with a knife at skool, i fell off my bike n hav this mass scar on my knee, i knelt on a can n cut my shin open, i hav at least 5 if not more on my knees from all the times wen i was little n fell, i hav giant burn scars across both ankles, i hav 3 scars from sugery, i hav a gazillion other scars around which i cant be botheres talking about.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? OMG. like half my skool!!
How do you flush the toilet in public? well i press the button
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? well, i think its a seatbelt... or its a giant strip of licorice...mmm licorice.
Do you have a crush on someone? only lots
Name one thing you worry about running out of: ummm, i dont run!
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? pfffft. derr. clearly amy winehouse. lol.
What are your super powers? im able to sit there for hours on end and eat chocolate!
Where are your car keys? yeah, i was kinda wondering the same thing
What's your most annoying habit? well a lot of the time i dont shut up n just ramble on rubbish to the point where i hav no friends
What is your best physical feature? lol.haha. thats a funny question, umm.... my gluteus maximus. lol
What CD is closest to you right now? ahh, my whole cd rack is next to me so thats a hard one to answer
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? milk, butter n cordial
What color are your bed sheets? PURPLE
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? bird
If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go? wen i was born... then there'd b two of me.... hmm.. little odd i must say.
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? lol put an a in between both his names n his name then sounds like harassing a ford.
How many kids do you plan on having? as many as i can. BABY BONUS!! MONEY!!
What do you do when no one is watching? look for people watching me
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? there is not one single actress out there hoo is gud enough to play me!!
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? in my sleep
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? once i went to see the wiggles n Justin Timberlake
Do you talk to yourself? yessss

Strength/Weakness: yeah im strong, thanx for asking
Ever been in a car crash: yes
Do you have any phobias: well i cant stand other peoples feet. eeewy
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house: go to my bedroom or the toilet
Like pickles: NOPE
FAV
Color: hmmm. not sure
Gum: i dunno
Word: i dont hav one
Flower: hoo has a fav flower, seriously this section of the questionnaire is stupid, i dont hav answers for anything
LETS THINK AHEAD
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: well, i would like to pass maths
Who are you going to ask out next: um def PopTartAddict
Drinking: wat about it? wah? thats not even a question. this doesnt make sense. how am i supposed to answer this one.
RECENT PAST
What were you doing at midnight last night: probs in bed or something along the lines of sleeping
When was the last time you laughed hard: just before wen i read GuyWhosTooGoodForScoresby's blog
Who was the last person that told you they love you: my sister. lamo!!
What was the first thing you thought when you woke up yesterday morning: i dont know, i cant even remember wat i thought of this morning
SPACE FILLER
Have you ever fired a gun: cap gun count? bubble gun where u shoot out the bubble mixture in to bubbles?
Do you like sports: OMG. YES aaaaaaahhhhhhh i love sport
Are you too shy to ask someone out: YES
Favorite Month: december n january
Who do you think about most: me obviously, i do live my own life remember



HMMM WELL THAT WAS FUN. AND A GIANT WASTE OF TIME!!


Tally Ho OUT! :)

Sunday, March 23, 2008

EMBARRASSING

well, i just forgot something really important which u should all know.
last nite i was at a restaurant n i took my sister into the play area n..........
there was only one entrance n it was one of those ones where there is a plastic kinda wall n it has a door n window n i went to go through the door n i was TOO FAT!! it was so embarrassing, i couldnt even fit through the door!

how skinny do they think parents make their children these days?
anywayz... so u can laugh at me even more, i turned sideways n managed to get my shoulders through n then my HIPS DIDN'T FIT!! it was the lamest designed playground ever. then i went into one of those animals on the springs that u rock bak n forth on, mine was a whale, n then i got stuck in that n dad had to grab me n drag me out backwards onto the ground.

HAPPY EASTER!!!




i hav enough pimples as it is! i hav soooooo much chocolate. so over the weekend i went away n i caught a cold for the thrid time IN A MONTH! here are the highlights of my weekend:


1. i walked nextdoors dog which is like a horse n technically it walked me instead.
2. i had to sleep in the same room as my dad n bro.
3. this is a convo that me n dad had one nite in bed....
(everyone was asleep n it was quite) then.....
DAD: "WHAT?"
ME: (then i woke up in a shock) "wah?"
DAD: "What did u say?"
ME: "i didnt say anything?"
DAD: "yes u did, u whispered something to me"
ME: "NO I DIDNT!"
DAD: "well i heard wispers"
ME: "well clearly ur hearing things or there are people in the room talking to u"
(then my dad was scared cos he thought ghosts were wispering to him)
4. i was in bed asleep one nite n it was dark n brother rolled over n he could see under my bed cos he was sleeping on a lilo n he jumped up n screamed "THERES SOMETHING UNDER UR BED" so quite naturally i jumped out of bed n did a giant frog leap across the room n landed on dads bed n woke him up n then me n my bro started screaming cos there was something under my bed n dad turned the light on n there was nothing!!!! GRRR!!!
5. lol. i just found out an hour ago that kane johnson just peed in public out the front of a police station. lol.
6. EASTER EGGS!!
7. OMG. i bought a ned kelly tshirt for 18 bucks. it is so kool. it has the most awsum bike on it ever........... and i wore it into kmart n coles n all these teenages were staring at me n i was like "STOP STARING. JUST COS U DONT HAV A NED KELLY TOP! GEEZ U GUYS SUK. U DONT HAV ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ONE!">>>>>>>

Tally Ho OUT. :)

Thursday, March 20, 2008

WELCOME!! :)

So, nice of u to join me finally. this is my new blog which i made cos my friend PolaroidBoy made one. I highly recomend that u go here >>>>> http://www.weedkillsbraincells.blogspot.com/. i also highly recomend that u get on the bus, highly recomend u get on the bus (genius ad). the whole idea of this is to tell y'all bout ma day n bag lots of people! other than that i wouldnt bother reading so go home! This is day un. lol. means one in french. im so smart.

DAY 1
so today was the last day of term. i had to get up at like 7.30 cos dad wanted to take me to skool early. then, oh, totally emabarrassing, we were in the car n we drove past a bus stop n there was this girl in a richmond top standing there n dad yells out to her GO TIGERS, then i like almost died on the spot n he's like i wonder if she knows the game doesnt start till 6pm (cos it was like 8 in the morning at this point) it twas funny. u had to b there. then i got to skool n found my friend DancingQueen n we went for a walk n were going to go to PopTartAddict's house but then got sidetracked.

first i had commerce, then human body with SexyBishhh n then double home with PolaroidBoy n PopTartAddict, so it was a boring day (no offense u guys). BUT.... at lunch i had to sel raffle tikets for the easter raffle. n then i got out of most of last period. total bludge that class. n i also ripped off our vice principal with her raffle tikets. lol.

and tonite was so exciting. SO.... i came home n listened to the radio til the footy started. Oh, Best GAme EveR. we won. GO TIGERS! anyway, then i came on msn n Started to argue with PopTartAddict cos she sent me VERY ABUSING text messages. she thinks richmond suk wen clearly we just Bet Chris Judd hoos a complete loser. we hav the best team, kinda....... seriously, get this...... richo, 5 goals, brownie, 3, lids, 2 n thats all the really gud ones we got but thats not the point. PopTartAddict is completely rong n she should prob apologize for her outragous comments which i recieved.

so now im talkin to PolaroidBoy, PopTartAddict n GuyWhosTooGoodForScoresby n u r prob getting bored cos i def am. well i wont be able to blog u out with my fantastic writing skills over the weekend cos i wont b home but i will fill u in wen i get bak........ if u come bak!

Ciao
Crunchie (dislikes PopTartAddict)